The Neverwurzorwillbies
A Modern
Ancient Civilization
We are going to embark on a team project to
create/recreate the modern/ancient lost or never found civilization of the Neverwurzorwillbies. This culture never existed nor will
it, but I donÕt want to let that stop us from finding and documenting all of
the facts about them. If you are interested in helping in this project, please
read on.
The Neverwurzorwillbies:
They are or were an ancient modern
tribe/civilization that left us many clues about their existence but no
concrete information about much of anything. We have no idea of where they came
from or why they disappeared.
The Project:
We will create all of the archeological evidence of
this culture, including the artifacts, maps, religion(s), customs, habitat etc.
We will ÒdiscoverÓ* the objects that they left and
interpret their meaning to enable us to get an understanding of their culture.
These objects will give us the needed clues to piece together a culture that
has, until now, gone totally unnoticed.
For this project we will need:
Dreamers
Story Tellers
3D modelers
Photoshop Gods
Artists of all kinds
Cartographers
Linguists
Rune readers
Nuclear Physicists
Liars (no politicians please, we do have some standards)
Geologists
Cosmologists and Cosmotologists
(practically the same thing)
Anthropologists
Archeologists
Web Designers
Psychologists and probably a psychotherapist or two
And of course, one Woodchuck
á ÒdiscoverÓ may include photoshop
compositing, 3D modeling, or other means of outright fabricating a document of
fact that may not in fact be so factual.